An Oregon couple having sex in a parked car caused a traffic jam. 24-year-old Kelli M. Knutson and 22-year-old Logan Jackson were arrested on charges of Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct. The couple left a local strip club and got “caught up in the moment” outside the Springfield jail. (Hiffington Post)
If you’re stranded on a snowy highway, The Associated Press has some good tips for what to do. Stealing food from abandoned delivery trucks isn’t one of them.
Several social media users have reported seeing a Doritos truck in South Buffalo, apparently abandoned by its driver in the lake effect snow storm. The vehicle appeared to be stuck in several feet of snow.
Photos showed several people entering the back of the truck, and leaving with snacks. (Syracuse.com)
A Philadelphia man dressed as Jesus was arrested for soliciting tips while ice skating. 28-year-old Michael Grant was skating in his “Philly Jesus” get up when he was arrested for allegedly seeking tips in exchange for pictures. Grant said he created the Philly Jesus character after his religious beliefs helped him overcome substance abuse issues. (Gawker)
Two men are facing charges after they were accused of target shooting inside their Colorado Springs home. Police responded to reports of shots fired. When officers approached the house , they heard more shots and found two men taking turns shooting at glass bottles. Christian Clark and Codie Leslie were arrested on suspicion of illegal use of weapons and reckless endangerment. (ABC News)
A drunken teacher allegedly wet himself at Southington High School in Connecticut. According to sources, the Spanish teacher came into school fairly intoxicated and soiled himself while students videotaped the incident. The unidentified teacher proceeded to pin a student against the wall for unknown reasons. There’s no word yet on what’s happened to the teacher. (GAWKER)
A man eating at a famous chef’s Steakhouse in Atlantic City was recommended a bottle of wine for “thirty-seven fifty”, but was shocked to get a bill for $3,750-dollars. Joe Lentini asked his waitress to recommend a wine to share with a few other diners, but couldn’t see the price because he didn’t have his glasses. The waitress allegedly pointed to the wine and told him it was worth “thirty-seven fifty.” The diners eventually agreed to split a reduced price of $2,200 for the bottle of Screaming Eagle Oakville 2011. (Gawker)
After waiting in line in front of a mother and screaming child, a man having a bad day decided to take matters into his own hands. A Reddit user posted to a thread labeled, “offmychest” detailing the story of how he was waiting to order at a local fast food restaurant and as he waited, a kid in line behind him continued to whine and scream that he, “Wanted a pie,” much to the annoyance of the man and others in line.
When it was the man’s turn to order, he purchased his lunch in addition to every last pie in the store, which totaled 23 pies. He then walked out, stopping only to see the angered mother and child’s reaction as they were told that the restaurant had just sold out of pie.
His post read, in part:
“I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.” (original post)
There have been accusations of doping at the World Milking Championship. The winner of this year’s world tournament at Branzi Fair, Italy was Gianmario Ghirardi who along with her cow, Mirka, produced 8.7 liters in two minutes. The top three performers all decimated the previous world record of 2 liters. The president of the organizing body has said that the cows were checked for tampering an hour before the event. (Metro)
A Danish restaurant will become the country’s first burger joint and sex shop. Hot Buns After Dark will allow customers to purchase burgers and fries in the same location as whips, chains, and other adult toys. The owner says the first 10 male customers Thursday(September 25th) will receive free penis rings while the first 10 women will receive free vibrators. (Huffington Post)
A massage therapist had a third breast implanted to become more unattractive to men. Jasmine Tridevil contacted over 50 doctors before she found a surgeon willing to perform the surgery for $20,000-dollars. Tridevil says her mom won’t talk to her and her father isn’t really happy with her decision, but has accepted her decision.