WTF: “Dark Lord” arrested

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An Arizona man, who called himself the “Dark Lord”, was arrested after setting fire to a bible then urinating on it. Police received a call from the Gospel Rescue Mission that a man was burning something on their front steps. When the cops arrived, 22-year-old Eric Minerault was found dressed in a long black robe with a pentagram necklace along with a book that was wet and burnt. During questioning, Minerault admitted to burning and urinating on the bible. When asked why he defiled the Bible, Minerault explained that he was the “Dark Lord.” (Smoking Gun)


WTF: Ginger discount


A red-haired man has been saving money using his fake, “Ginger Discount Card” for over four years in Scotland .30-year-old Richard Macrae was given the card by a friend as a joke birthday gift four-years ago. Since then Macrae has used the fake card to save money on everything from drinks to transportation. (The Scotsman)


WTF: Free cat with mortgage in Russia


A Russian Bank is throwing in a cat with every mortgage. Sberbank, lets its clients choose from 10-different cats that will be delivered to their home in time for the housewarming party. Unfortunately, the customers won’t be able to keep the pet because they are only intended to enter property before the owner, which is a Russian sign of good luck. The homeowners will have a two hour time frame to spend with their rented friend. (Metro)


WTF: Man eats pasta off of subway floor (video)

A brand manager for Bissell Canada vacuum cleaners is getting a lot of attention for eating spaghetti off a subway floor. In a video, Ravi Dalchand vacuums a patch of floor and proceeds to eat pasta off the same spot. He then sops up the sauce with bread inside of the Toronto station. According to the ad for Bissell’s Symphony All-in-One-Vacuum-and-Steam Mop, “You get a clean, sanitized hard floor.” (Huffington Post)


WTF: Evicted for loud sex swing

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On Friday, a German court ruled in favor of a landlady who evicted a tenant because his sex swing was making too much noise. The court agreed that the tenant violated his rental agreement to keep quiet between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. when he used his “very old” chain sex swing. According to reports, neighbors had filed multiple complaints ever since the resident installed the swing in 2012. The court ruled that the tenant’s late night use of the swing was not “normal rental use” and that it could not be tolerated as “socially acceptable.” (Time)


WTF: Man named Stoner arrested on drug charges

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A Virginia man with the last name Stoner was arrested for selling marijuana. Police were tipped off that 42-year-old Paul Scott Stoner was selling drugs to children. The Blue Ridge Narcotics and Gang Task Force teamed up with the Orange County Sheriff’s office to execute a search warrant on Stoner’s house that turned up nearly 10,000-dollars’ worth of marijuana plants. Stoner is currently charged with manufacturing marijuana and possession of a firearm while in possession of more than a pound of the drug. (Huffington Post)


WTF: Man calls 911 after being “ripped off” by stripper

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A 53-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly called police to complain that strippers wouldn’t have sex with him. William McDaniel supposedly became “sexually aggressive” towards the stripper after paying $350 for a private dance. He called authorities after his advances were rejected to complain that he had been “ripped off” because he paid for “sexual acts that didn’t occur.” (Huffington Post)


WTF: $21K missing from roof in vegas

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$21,000-dollars is missing after the cash fell from the top of an Atlantic City casino. GardaWorld armored car services picked up the money at Revel Casino, but the drivers forgot to put the money in their vehicle. Surveillance video shows the bag on the driver’s side roof as the truck left. It’s not clear where the bag fell off, but the GardaWorld is investigating the incident. (NewsDay)


WTF: Doctor makes female co-worker motorboat her implants

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A weight loss doctor in West Virginia was fired after she repeatedly exposed her breasts and asked a co-worker to “motorboat” her breast implants. A new report has alleged that 44-year-old Dr. Tressie Montene Duffy is unqualified to continue practicing medicine for breaking several medical and ethics laws. In the 31-page complaint, Duffy grabbed an unidentified female coworker’s head and asked her to “motorboat” her. “Complainant R” said the alleged sexual abuse as well as Duffy throwing a chair at her led her to quit her job. (Huffington Post)


WTF: Man asks Siri where to hide body

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A Florida man, who allegedly killed his roommate, asked Siri where to hide his body. 20-year-old Pedro Bravo supposedly told his iPhone quote, “I need to hide my roommate” after kidnapping and strangling Christian Aguilar following an argument. According to evidence from Bravo’s phone, Siri responded by asking “What kind of place are you looking for?” Police also found the flashlight app had been used later that evening, which police speculate was used to navigate the woods where the body was hid. (The Independent)