WTF: Man tries to marry his lawnmower

An Iowa man So he tried to marry his lawn mower. But he is already is happily married to a real-life human lady. But he shot video of his attempt to obtain a marriage license at the Polk County Recorder’s Office in Des Moines, Iowa. It was his protest on same sex marriage. (Spoiler alert: he failed.)


 


WTF: Insta-karma

A man who threw a champagne bottle at a Russian monument was the recipient of his very own dose of instant Karma. The cork popped out, which caused the bottle to fly straight towards the thrower and ended up hitting him in the hip. Onlookers laughed as they recorded the entire incident. (UPI)


 


WTF: Fugitive found by roll in low-budget horror movie

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A fugitive in Washington state has been arrested after police saw his picture in the paper in an article about a low-budget horror movie being filmed in the town. The man is a convicted bank robber who has violated his probation. The director says that the man will remain in the film called “Maria Mae” which is due out next year. (ABC)


 


WTF: Bad trip for one kid

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A 14-year-old boy fell 100 feet from the top of a cliff and survived, only to be bitten by a venomous snake after picking himself up. His older brother witnessed the fall, and went to his brother’s aid. The boy felt a pinch on his hand, and within minutes his arm swelled up to 3 times its normal size. The brother flagged down some help, and the boy was taken to the hospital. He survived both the fall and the bite. (Metro)


 


WTF: Woman assaults cop with boobs

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A woman in Hong Kong was attending a protest when she was arrested for assaulting a police officer with her breasts. She claims the officer touches her breast, when she yelled out “indecent assault”. The officer claims that she then “bumped” his arm with her breast. (Metro)


 


WTF: Prisoner awarded $750k for 6 day erection

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A prisoner won a $750,000 settlement after prison doctors failed to properly acknowledge that he had an erection for 6 days. The prisoner was takin antipsychotic medicine when he experienced the unexpected side-effect. He was finally taken care of when he pleaded his case to a third doctor. As a result of the prison’s negligence, he now suffers from permanent damage and “loss of function” in his genitalia. (Mediaite)


 


WTF: Woman arrested for breasts

WTF header 980x200A 22-year-old woman in Columbia was arrested when an X-ray determined that she had recently undergone surgery. When questioned, she said that her implants were filled with an unknown liquid. When they were removed, 3.3 lbs. of liquid cocaine was discovered. (UPI)