WTF: Woman gets a side of cash at the drive thru

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Janelle Jones of New Hampshire woman got a bag full of cash instead of food at a fast food drive-thru. Jones said she realized the bag did contain contain the spicy chicken and sweet tea she ordered but instead was filled with $2,631 in cash. Jones’ husband admitted they briefly considered keeping the money but decided to return the money because he and his wife are Jehovah’s Witnesses and “Jahovah sees everything.” (Yahoo)


 


WTF: Teen poses as doctor for a month

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West Palm Beach police are saying a teenager was caught posing as a doctor, a ruse he continued for about a month. St. Mary’s Medical Center said in a statement, “The individual never had contaxt with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.” Police were called after a doctor called police saying hospital security reported seeing a teenager walking around the hospital while dressed as a doctor on several occasions. (UPI)


 


WTF: Strip Club receives community award

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A Chicago neighborhood has awarded the Admiral Theater, a strip club, with a neighborhood beautification award. The Albany Park Neighbors described on its website that the Block Star Award is a prize for “local businesses who are going above and beyond in the fight against litter, while also providing great customer service and going the extra mile for our community.” (UPI)


 


WTF: Cow escapes from moving truck

A Russian driver’s dashboard mounted camera caught a cow’s escape from the back of a truck traveling 30 mph on a snow covered roadway. The truck driver allegedly did not notice the cow’s escape until Catherine Kibardina, the woman who captured the incident on camera, caught up with him and alerted him to what had happened. Kibardina, who posted the video to YouTube, said the cow seemed to be unharmed after jumping out onto the road. (UPI)


 


WTF: Wife cuts off husbands manhood 2x

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A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window. Thr shocked man chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood. Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN. More HERE


 


WTF: Assault with a reptile

And you thought your work day was bad. Benjamin Herman Siegel, the owner of Siegel Reptiles, a pet store in South Florida, is under arrest after throwing a bearded dragon lizard in the air, swinging it around, and hitting employees with it. According to the police report Siegel “…intentionally committed an act to the animal which results in excessive and repeated infliction of unnecessary pain or suffering to the animal” among other things. (NBC News)


 


WTF: Couple spends days in “locked” closet

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A trespassing couple spent two days trapped in what they thought was a locked closet. But the pair didn’t realize they were not trapped inside. John Arwood and Amber Campbell told cops that someone had chased them into the closet at Datona State College’s Marine and Environmental Science Center and once inside they couldn’t get out. Police found human feces and suspected drug paraphernalia in the closet but no drugs. They were both charged with trspassing and Campbell was also charged with violating her probation. (Huffington Post)


 


WTF: Leg Lamp Stolen

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The leg lamp made famous in “A Christmas Story” was stolen from a New York liquor store. The owner of the Yankee Spirits caught the man on camera, but police have not yet been able to identify the man. The store’s surveillance video shows a man in a gray hoodie and sunglasses walking into the store and glancing around before he grabs a large leg lamp and leaves. (Yahoo)


 


WTF: Teacher takes 11 students, 2 in trunk, for joyride

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Heather Cagle, an Oklhoma teacher, was fired after she allegedly took 11 students on a trip to Walmart for snacks in her Honda Accord. Seven children sat in the backseat, two rode in the front and two were locked in the trunk. Cagle did not have school or parental permission for the trip. She told the school board, “It was a terrible mistake. I didn’t want to hurt anyone. I just wanted to do something nice.” (Huffington Post)


 


WTF: Santa’s sleigh gets parking ticket

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Santa Claus’ sleigh was given a ticket for parking in a no parking zone. Chris Uttley was towing the sleigh to a charity event when he stopped to wait for some volunteers outside a co-op. He started transferring some tins from his car to the sleigh when he was slammed with a $50-dollar-ticket. Uttley said that “Santa was absolutely shocked,” and thought the warden should “get a lump of coal for Christmas.” (NY Post)