After waiting in line in front of a mother and screaming child, a man having a bad day decided to take matters into his own hands. A Reddit user posted to a thread labeled, “offmychest” detailing the story of how he was waiting to order at a local fast food restaurant and as he waited, a kid in line behind him continued to whine and scream that he, “Wanted a pie,” much to the annoyance of the man and others in line.
When it was the man’s turn to order, he purchased his lunch in addition to every last pie in the store, which totaled 23 pies. He then walked out, stopping only to see the angered mother and child’s reaction as they were told that the restaurant had just sold out of pie.
His post read, in part:
“I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.” (original post)
There have been accusations of doping at the World Milking Championship. The winner of this year’s world tournament at Branzi Fair, Italy was Gianmario Ghirardi who along with her cow, Mirka, produced 8.7 liters in two minutes. The top three performers all decimated the previous world record of 2 liters. The president of the organizing body has said that the cows were checked for tampering an hour before the event. (Metro)
A Danish restaurant will become the country’s first burger joint and sex shop. Hot Buns After Dark will allow customers to purchase burgers and fries in the same location as whips, chains, and other adult toys. The owner says the first 10 male customers Thursday(September 25th) will receive free penis rings while the first 10 women will receive free vibrators. (Huffington Post)
A massage therapist had a third breast implanted to become more unattractive to men. Jasmine Tridevil contacted over 50 doctors before she found a surgeon willing to perform the surgery for $20,000-dollars. Tridevil says her mom won’t talk to her and her father isn’t really happy with her decision, but has accepted her decision.
A man armed with a banana robbed a convenience store in Philadelphia and then rode away on a bicycle . The suspect walking into Tejada Grocery and got in line behind a customer, where individual bananas were being sold. As his turn at the register approached, the man stuffed the fruit into the pocket of his hoodie and used it to simulate a gun.Police say the man demanded cash and cigarettes. (Yahoo)
A goldfish in Australia had successful brain surgery to remove a tumor that was giving it problems eating. George, the goldfish, underwent the hour-long procedure at Lort Smith Animal Hospital. The doctor who performed the surgery said it was a very intricate procedure and that he had a hard time closing up the would because of the lack of skin. George is now home recovering with 20 other goldfish and is expected to live another 20 years due to the surgery. (Buzzfeed)
A textbook has been recalled after education officials in Thailand realized the “teacher” on the cover was a porn star. The ‘Basic Mathematics” books were sent out to 10 universities and the mistake was spotted only after 3,000 had been distributed. MuangThaiBook accepted they had made an error by using a screenshot from a XXX movie starring adult entertainer Mana Aoki. (Metro)
An Ohio man, who was camping with friend in Kentucky’s Red River Gorge, is recovering after sleepwalking off a cliff. The man’s friends called for help after realizing that he was missing in the middle of the night. Wolfe County representatives say the unidentified man fell nearly 60-feet and landed in an area with several large boulders. The Cincinnati man miraculously escaped death but did suffer a head injury, a dislocated shoulder and a fractured leg. He’s expected to make a full recovery. (Huffington Post)
A burglar, who was caught in the act, offered to mow the homeowners’ lawn in exchange for his freedom. 25-year-old Bryan Remley was allegedly caught rummaging through Joseph Cihak’s home. Cihak fired two shots at Remley after the suspect charged at the resident. Cihak grabbed a second weapon after his first gun jammed and held the suspect at gunpoint as Colleen Cihak called the police. Before the authorities got there, Remley allegedly offered to cut their grass if they let him escape. (Huffington Post)
A Canadian prisoner posted pictures of himself with a bottle of cognac and a cigar causing a Montreal jail to come under fire. The photos, which were uploaded to Facebook by Michael Simoneau-Meunier, were posted with the caption, “Xo and blunt living da jail life”. Simoneau-Meunier also posted of himself and other Bordeaux inmates posing with their shirts off. Jail Officials have declined to comment and Quebec’s public safety department would say only that a zero tolerance policy is in place for alcohol, drugs, tobacco and cell phones in jails and prisons.(Winnipeg Sun)